Comments on: Honey…if I pull that string, will a parachute pop out of your back?

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:49:39 +0000

Great stuff, as usual…don’t forget to feed your owl.

By: curbcheck

curbcheck — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:16:08 +0000

Wanted to tell you that I found your website during one of my husband’s previous deployments. (The spider in the shower time frame) Since then I forward your blog to him–usually while he’s in meetings. He absolutely hates me for making him laugh so hard he’s crying while the General at the front of the room is discussing landscaping. Well, he’s deployed again and I know he’s going to love this one. Thanks for giving at least one troop something to laugh and smile at. You rock.

By: jen

jen — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:13:00 +0000

The tampon trip… there’s no more mystery!

But seriously, what did you name your cat?

By: groundloop

groundloop — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:26:44 +0000

Hilarious. Just be grateful that between the trips to HD and the gift store you didn’t accidentally present your new bride with an extra fuzzy paint roller instead of the tampons. We’d be reading Sarah’s writing about how well it fit in your

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:31:46 +0000

That sounds exactly like when I attempt to fix anything in my house. Good stuff.

By: TLee007

TLee007 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:21:57 +0000

I second a couple of the others here Dusty, in the name of all that’s holy, what’s the name of the new furball? Hope there’s a story about it coming sometime soon. Only if one’s ready, that is.

Can’t rush creativity. Least not with artists you can’t.

Trent

By: NanNanRhonda

NanNanRhonda — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:52:08 +0000

You are seriously one of the FUNNIEST writers i have ever come across! I kiss my mascara goodbye every time I read one of your posts!!! I am wheezy from laughing1 Please write more, and more often! By the way, how’s the cat?

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Thank the gods that getting married (many congrats on that, btw) has not dulled your edge any. I have more than a couple “simple home repair / why have I been to Home Depot 12 times today” stories m’self, so I feel your pain.

Anyway, yea, Dusty’s back!

By: Ernestine

Ernestine — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:09:49 +0000

So, I once had a boyfriend offer to pick up tampoons for me, and I should’ve seen that wouldn’t end well.

He called me from the drug store to ask me exactly how fucking hard I was bleeding, and what sort of shit was coming out of my cooch. “Would you say it’s more schmeggy, or more chunky?”

For your wife’s sake, I’m glad that thought hadn’t crossed your mind.

By: Jeff Z

Jeff Z — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:47:21 +0000

Dusty – you have an uncanny knack of writing at the perfect times. My g-ma passed away recently, just as you uploaded your wedding post. I just read your new post during a break from helping my friend coordinate his wife’s funeral (she passed away over the weekend). Long story short, your misery makes me laugh (I mean your condo misery, not the wedding, of course) and made my day both times. So please keep screwing up horribly! You gave me a brief smile in an otherwise sucky 2 days! Jeff