Comments on: If it was you, you’d want to move your bowels.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:08:13 +0000

Oh man, I’ve had to listen to the “blacks are gonna take over the country” rant from someone I live with. After many sore throats and headaches I stopped trying to reason with the person.

I had a patient tell me that “when Obama gets in office he’ll make everyone change over to his religion.”

Uh, he’s a Christian, right?

Oh, yeah. He went to a Muslim school so he’s automatically a terrorist fanatic. My bad.

Please join me in a mandatory birth-control-for-all-citizens-until-one-can-pass-a-parenting-screening-exam crusade. I’ve been jonesing for one for years.

By: KSyrah

KSyrah — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:56:31 +0000

It’s really hard to recreate the “you could tell how old she is by counting the rings” story…

By: KSyrah

KSyrah — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:53:56 +0000

I did actually think of you when I saw that a tornado hit Hotlanta. My girlfriend and I were in a bar. I proceeded to tell her about you and now she thinks we’re both stupid. Cheers

By: Sheppe

Sheppe — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:24:05 +0000

Woot! You’re posting again! Welcome back, and I’m glad to hear you were unscathed by the tornado.

By: m read

m read — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:36:23 +0000

Thanks for making me spray coffee all over the new laptop…FYI cats like pumpkin meat, raw or canned and it makes them unconstipated. I discovered this one halloween while simultaneously trying to carve a jackolantern and fight off the cat from the innards. One time my mom messed up and put the cat eye drops in the cats nose and the cat nose drops in its eyes and the cats problems cleared up quickly and never had those problems again. Truly so glad you blog for all of us. (insert happy huggy emoticon here)

By: Countessa

Countessa — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:14:45 +0000

1. So glad you’re back. I’m tickled you’re still tickled about going for the gusto.

2. If her meds are liquid, smear them on her somewhere she can groom easily. She grooms the meds off and voila! She’s taken them. If she has pills, go to the nearest vet and have them made into elixirs. Then see above about smearing.

By: Crazyskates

Crazyskates — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:35:58 +0000

Curiously enough, I thought about you last Friday…my friend drove up here to NY from ATL on Thursday and as we viewed the wreckage I said, “this is gonna make good Dusty material.”

That was after speaking to my brother who claimed that his neighbor was sucked out of the window and being tossed around like a rag doll. Good times, that tornado.

And pets are cute (i guess) until they become sick. Then they’re disposable.

By: cathy

cathy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:43:55 +0000

My nickname at the flight school is the “flying nun” because I’m Catholic. We should team up and rescue orphans.

By: Dusty's Dad

Dusty's Dad — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:28:41 +0000

So, you never called your brother?

You bastard!

Call me.

Love, DAD

By: daisy

daisy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:43:25 +0000

My cat has a problem with constipation also. She was on the same stuff they gave you for your cat. Trying to get her to take it was a NIGHTMARE, and it totally didn’t work. I started mixing FiberSure into her canned food, and ta-da! Poops almost every day. FiberSure (or Benefiber or whatever) doesn’t taste like anything, so she has no problem with it. And it’s a helluva lot cheaper than the medicine.