Comments on: The day-to-day stuff that makes you feel alive. And sometimes on Fire.

By: nogoodadddy

nogoodadddy — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:15:21 +0000

We don’t need an automated litterbox. I have a wife for that and she knows her place. If she doesn’t clean up after the cats, I get to drown them i the pool. Plain and simple. Same rule applies to the kid.

And, as a Homeowner’s Association President; I can understand the garbage thing. The assholes I live with like to throw their garbage in the parking lot. That darn dumpster’s too far away. I like to subsidize landscaping projects with garbage fines. it’s good business for the community.

By: Seattle-Lite

Seattle-Lite — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:21:50 +0000

Oh man you had it all:
A twelfth story balcony, a cat crap launcher, and plenty of “urban campers” for target practice. Whew, life is sweet; you’ve just got to integrate what you’ve got. Now unless they do a DNA match between Queasy and the Almond Rocca scattered around the building, you’re home free. It may even act as a repellent.

By: Tink

Tink — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:35:12 +0000

Glad to see you back Dusty.
Hope some of the sleepless nights are going away now.

“I TOLD YOUR PARENTS NOT TO ADOPT YOU!” 8 – good laugh

“17th century broadside from the Cacafuego” 9 – tears

“Turds are everywhere you look; it’s like an Easter egg hunt for kids who don’t finish their vegetables.” The Coup de grace – my co-workers told me to stop laughing so damn loud.

By: suechar

suechar — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:34:48 +0000

Oops, sorry; looks like I misunderstood the humor of this blog community. Please accept my apologies.

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:34:07 +0000

The automated litterbox that I purchased (also LitterMaid) didn’t hold up to the shitting activities of three cats whose favorite hobby is eating. (Well, two whose favorite hobby is eating, and one whose favorite hobbies are chasing imaginary bugs and jumping on my head at 5 am.) Plus, those “waste receptacles” are like $2 each, and when they fill up daily…yeah. Fuck a bunch of that. I just try to make sure that anything I throw in my dumpster has some cat shit mixed in.

By: theCDP.

theCDP. — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:52:01 +0000

When I get rich, I’m buying an Internet Shredding Machine.

By: Dusty

Dusty — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:48:38 +0000

If someone can steal my identity with my name and an address from five years all, they can do it by looking through the phonebook. SO HEY SUECHAR, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND SHRED EVERY PHONEBOOK YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON. MIGHT WANT TO GO AHEAD AND SHRED YOUR WALLET AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR MAIL SHREDDED BEFORE HAVING IT DELIVERED TO YOU, JUST TO BE SAFE. FUCK! WE HAVE TO SHRED THE INTERNET, TOO!

By: Hathery

Hathery — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:54:34 +0000

You should get the ScoopFree…that automatic litterbox is a godsend. I guess the Litter Robot is good, too, from what the kids tell me.

By: suechar

suechar — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:45:11 +0000

Dusty, I love you like a son (a son who doesn’t write often enough, by the way), so take this with all the mother’s love it is intended to convey: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THROWING AWAY PERSONAL INFORMATION WITHOUT SHREDDING IT? A PAYSTUB? ARE YOU NUTS? EVEN IF IT’S OLD, YOU SHRED IT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT IDIOTS, NOT BE ONE! YOU START SHREDDING THOSE DOCUMENTS THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR I’LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY! Now be a good boy and don’t piss me off anymore.

By: OhBoy

OhBoy — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:56:15 +0000

Don’t just put notes in the trash, Dusty. Attach some McDonald’s applications, too.