Comments on: Assquatch

By: Amber

Amber — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:03:58 +0000

Oh Dusty. I am so addicted to you. Seriously. You know, not enough people realize the power in reflections. People assume if you’re facing the other way you can’t see them. Fools.

When you ditch the skirt you dial me up. Wait… is this public? Delete delete delete! No, Skirt, I wasn’t hittin’ on your man, nuh uh. I was only joking. Wink.

By: sarahemily

sarahemily — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:07:41 +0000

floating an air biscuit? That’s the funniest expression I heard all week!

By: Sparky

Sparky — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:52:56 +0000

This hits home, and you’re completely right. About 7 years ago I completely lost my sense of smell. In 2005 I moved to a new state and started a new job, and around the same time my cat decided my backpack was his personal urinal. Needless to say, everyone within 50 feet of my office knew exactly when I came in. No one liked me, and I had no idea why. My boss finally told me that I smell like I’d been wearing a dead person as a scarf, and, after conferring with my friends, realized the piss-bag thing. It must’ve been a month before someone had the guts to tell me I’m the smelliest person they’ve ever met. And it all could’ve been avoided if my office-mate had just said “Dude, you smell like a big bag of cat piss today” the first time it happened.

By: T.D. Fuhringer

T.D. Fuhringer — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:44:25 +0000

Outstanding Dusty. Your posts never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for all the good times.

By: groundloop

groundloop — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:57:52 +0000

On target again, Dusty.
I consider it a life’s mission to call a jerk out when they deserve it…even if they don’t at the time.

Keeps me in practice.

By: Stardreme

Stardreme — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:34:08 +0000

Just leaving some love Dusty. I’m glad to see you’re still writing. I have another friend reading at the moment and she’s getting tears. Much peace you.

By: Byn

Byn — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:39:34 +0000

Fxcking insane!
I’d love to do that at work,
unfourtunatly working in a resuraunt makes things like that harder.
Keep writing, it’s been far too long.

By: MDz

MDz — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:53:57 +0000

Too funny!

My husband and a group of his buddies at work do something similar from time to time. They found this stuff – fart in a can – it’s like air freshener but smells like shit.

His work area is only about 10 feet from the crapper, so he and the buddies make a trip in and “crop dust” as they call it.

It’s amazing to me that no one has figured out what they’re doing.

Factory humor at it’s finest. Somehow, in my world of legalize, I just don’t get it.

By: YaHear

YaHear — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:18:54 +0000

Fuck’n right. I love it. If I find myself in Atlanta, I shall find you and feed you beers. Wait….that won’t happen. I dislike the south. When I think of the south I think of old plantation houses where there is no air conditioning, it’s humid as fuck, and people dress as if it doesn’t bother them. And I’m fat, so the very thought makes me ultra uncomfortable. If you ever find yourself in St. Louis where the climate is exactly the same, which makes me full of shit, find me. And I shall feed you beers. And Ribs. Cuz that’s how we do.

By: theCDP.

theCDP. — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:53:54 +0000

I like how everyone you work with will start referring to you as the ‘Farty’ guy behind your back, and you couldn’t care less because you find it funny.

That’s what I call ‘commitment to a bit.’ Good job!