Comments on: The Rage Cage

By: Cindy

Cindy — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:24:14 +0000

Effing hilarious. If you had done that to my kid, I would have had sex with you right there on the plastic chairs. I don’t give it up very often (ask the hubby), so that should tell you how funny I thought that was. Anyway, I’m sure the kid deserved it.

By: Ernestine

Ernestine — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:54:51 +0000

I hope you blocked off several days to laugh at old shaved Queasy.

There’s something about a grumpy looking cat with a lion shave that never fails to amuse. Especially if you have the cat-shave poorly executed by a pair of angry lebesians

By: Talleyho

Talleyho — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:21:18 +0000

Persian = from Persia. Persia = modern day Iran. Iran = neighbor of Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iraq. Iraq = Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda = Jihad. Jihad = Osama Bin Laden. The foregoing = the six degrees of separation of your cat & president bush.

President Bush = shaved pussy. Your fucking cat is the love child of Osama and Bush. Aren’t you paying attention at all???!

By: Nat T. Rat

Nat T. Rat — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:09:50 +0000

I wanted a cat that looked at me like it was saying “kiss my ass”. I begged The Man to get me a cat. Now I have a kid, and everytime I get pick her up to feed her, or diaper her, or put her to bed…she looks at me as if to say “kiss my ass”. I really should have gone with the cat.

By: n8 b

n8 b — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:59:27 +0000

Dusty,
Been reading the site since it was on Diaryland. Great stuff, keep up the great writing. This story had me laughing out loud at work. Glad to see Queasy is still doing good after all of her misadventures that you’ve posted about before.

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:24:10 +0000

Yeah, you’re lucky Queasy is a small cat. Trying to cram my 18-lb furballs into one of those boxes is almost as much fun as food poisoning. I finally broke down and got one of those duffel bag kind that are top-loading.

In answer to your question…no, you’re not wrong for thinking it’s funny. Either that, or all of your readers are going to hell and will enjoy laughing at Satan’s antics with you and the skirt.

PS – a friend has a cat that looks a lot like Queasy, and when she got her groomed, and they did that “shave body, leave most of tail and feet and head fluffy-ish” thing…HOLY SHIT that was hilarious. It was even more funny because the cat was prissy and tended to strike a pose a lot. She thought she was SOOOOO hot.

By: MDz

MDz — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:58:23 +0000

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

I have 2 cats that are night and day. I could literally take my little one (8 lbs) and hang him by his tail and he’d still be all over me he’s so laid back and loving. The other one (18 lbs) is pure evil and needs to live in your sooped up pet taxi. That totally rox!

Too bad we rarely make trips to the vet. This small town vet clinic wouldn’t know what hit them!

Oh yeah, my big guy likes to take a crap 6 inches away from his litter box, twice a day every day. What’s up with that?

By: Kristen

Kristen — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:48:20 +0000

I am ABSOLUTELY going to steal the cat carrier design idea from you, but first, I'm going to watch Jurassic Park and see what the giant raptor-boxes said. Or maybe I'll go the Gremlins route. I got my pussy shaved last year, too. Pictures here and here. Because sometimes, the pussy hair gets unruly, and NO AMOUNT OF LICKING will tame it.

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:19:54 +0000

My girlfriend was watching some daytime show a couple years ago (Oprah, Springer, Beelzabub or something like that) where they had a lady that was terrified of cats. She had to be in her forties but if she so much as heard the meowing of a cat she would freak out, crying and cowering in the corner. I’ve always wondered how someone can end up like that. Now I know. Thanks. =)

By: jbird

jbird — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:14:43 +0000

The only thing funnier would be to have the warnings in Spanish as well… – j