When you are over the age of 60, you should be re-tested for you driver’s license every two years.

The more I learn about women, the less I want to know.

Reading is healthy.

You can tell a lot about a person’s intellect and character by the decisions they make.

One person driving a 20 foot long SUV is socially irresponsible.

I need to learn to turn off my cell phone when I don’t want to be reached.

I’m still not sure if I like sushi, but I have a feeling I’ll keep trying it.

Welfare should be as difficult to get as a drug conviction.

I don’t trust certain people based on how they look or how they are dressed, and I will never apologize for that. If you want to be different, do it by using your mind. Purple hair and a bolt through your nipple isn’t going to impress many people.

Emoticons suck.

I’m also not a fan of internet shorthand; “Gr8 cu L8r”… You have all day to type it. Spell it out.

I would love to meet a Left Wing Liberal who is actually open minded enough to accept my views, even though mine may not agree with theirs.

Kids who are too young to even comprehend sexuality do not need to be educated about alternative lifestyles.

My parents are the best ones ever made.

American cars are not built as well as Japanese cars.

Drugs should be legalized and taxed.

Creed is quite possibly the worst band in the universe.

I’m sure they’ll be topped in the next month by another damn boy band.

Dancing is very weird to me.

People who are passionate about the rebel flag debate need to reprioritize.

The Pontiac Aztec is the worst looking car ever to hit the road.

The BMW Z8 is the best looking, most well thought out and completely designed automobile ever made.

Babies make me laugh, and I’m not sure why.

Any guy who doesn’t think airplanes are cool is somewhat suspect to me.

These are things I know right now. I understand that I don’t know much of anything.

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