Okay, this isn’t even really an entry. This is a warning. Be careful what you say on the internet, because if a simple discussion about a completely innocent gift to a my biggest fan falls into the wrong hands (in this case, the fan in question), the results are catastrophic. He did use a great picture of me wearing a grass skirt, though. Also, if you need a good laugh, go through his older entries.
Let this be a lesson to you all.
-Porn Torknado.
